The Wage Gap Will See You Now
The proudly unlicensed, self-certified organization known as the "Centrum voor Uniforme Muziekinkomsten" (Center for Uniform Music Revenue) has one ongoing case file: the gender wage gap—and a plan to close it by taking the micro-cents from music streaming away from men, starting with yours. Report to their headquarters at De Nijverheid Sardine and get in line. The wage gap won't close on its own.
One by one, the guests are summoned before the board to be treated accordingly. What happens in that room is not for us to say. What we can confirm, however, is that every guest leaves with an analysis of their character, a list of several artists they are (scientifically speaking) obligated to enjoy, and a music taste that has been thoroughly corrected.
